For the Bodybuilder Who Moonlights as a Vampire

Blood Energy Potion

Being in the fitness industry for several years now, I’ve seen all kinds of crazy supplements.  From Acai Berry, Goji juice, NO2 products, Super-Whey and anything else you can name.  But I honestly don’t recall drinking a blood like substance in a bag to hit the radar in some time.

Maybe it’s hoax?  I don’t know but somehow I think it’s real.  I’m not about to review this one but I thought.. there must be a bodybuilding vampire that reads my blog.  And if so, they probably need to know about the Blood Energy Potion.

From the website… Urban Collector

“Blood Energy Potion is our newest pre-order. New from the makers of Mana and Health Energy Potion comes Blood Energy Potion: the world’s first synthetic blood beverage. The fruit punch flavor packs 4 hours of energy along with iron, protein, and electrolytes. Not only does Blood Energy Potion have a similar nutritional makeup to real blood, but it has the same color, look, and consistency of blood. Get real blood nutrients without that real blood taste! The re-sealable transfusion bag style pouch provides the convenient delivery of fluids for vampires and humans alike! Contains no real blood, just synthetic!”

It comes in a re-seablable transfusion bag?!  What else do you want?

Marc David
“The NoBull Muscle Guy”

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One Response to "For the Bodybuilder Who Moonlights as a Vampire"

  1. Coop:
    September 29, 2009 08:55 pm

    You know, Halloween is only about a month away… thinking this has to be a gag.

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